shout out to thorin oakenshield for getting lost in the shire not once, but twice
too majestic to ask for directions
Even the ring wraiths asked for directions.
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
"He’ll be famous - a legend - I wouldn’t be surprised if today was known as Harry Potter Day in the future - there will be books written about Harry - every child in our world will know his name!"
If you know my name…
then you should know
I don’t play by anyone’s rules.
Fun Fact: The Dwarf Runes portrayed here are an exact copy of the Cirth Ithil (Moon Runes) from Thorin’s map as seen in AUJ